gracefullyvintage:

Jim Carrey 

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parslemouths:

I love the hp movies but it is so painful because I want charlie weasley, I want peeves, I want a kinder, accurate ron and an unperfect, accurate hermione. I want all the little sassy, clever, lines left out in the movies and all the really important details that were left out.

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that-stupid-tardis-sound:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out

I’M NOT SHITTING YOU

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aaronburrssexdungeon:

current mood: john marshall having a misadventure in the library of congress

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diancie:

ugly:

fuck her right in the

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Fanfiction.net:

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6 days ago · via · source · with 51,627 notes

"The hot lesbian junkie. How’s that for a prison cliché."

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protectsasuke2k14:

honestly i dont care if you ship pairings with unhealthy dynamics so long as you don’t try to sugarcoat it or gloss over the bad parts and actually. yknow. own up to the fact that it’s unhealthy as hell, oh my god

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ellendegeneres:

Apparently it’s a costume.

quincy360:

you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”

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returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

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5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

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clurvoyant:

wow this is a cute bra I can’t wait till no one sees me in it

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