I love the hp movies but it is so painful because I want charlie weasley, I want peeves, I want a kinder, accurate ron and an unperfect, accurate hermione. I want all the little sassy, clever, lines left out in the movies and all the really important details that were left out.
one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out
I’M NOT SHITTING YOU
current mood: john marshall having a misadventure in the library of congress
- Chances of finding fanfic 100%
- Chances of finding a good fanfic .0001%
- Chances of finding a fanfic with good plot 46%
- Chances of finding a grammatically correct fanfic with good plot .38%
- Chances of being scarred for life 949,394,932%
"The hot lesbian junkie. How’s that for a prison cliché."
honestly i dont care if you ship pairings with unhealthy dynamics so long as you don’t try to sugarcoat it or gloss over the bad parts and actually. yknow. own up to the fact that it’s unhealthy as hell, oh my god
you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”
It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.
ha im a piece of trash
As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?
you smooth fucker